The 5 Most Offensive South Park Christmas Episodes In Order From Bad To Worst

“South Park” hasn’t lost its edge since its 1997 debut. “Christmas Snow” starts in a dark place right from the start, with Santa Claus asking the people of the small mountain town to avoid drinking and driving. The only problem is people can only stand to be with their loved ones for so long if they’re blitzed out of their minds, so Santa institutes an alcohol ban. Randy, now a marijuana farmer at this point in the show, tackles the issue head-on by selling a special Christmas-themed marijuana strain that’s laced with cocaine. 

Eventually, marijuana gets outlawed, so Randy is stuck selling cocaine after it’s been legalized. Once again, Santa doesn’t like this, so he tries to stop Randy from selling cocaine, leading to him trying it. Somehow, “South Park” manages to one-up that by having Jesus Christ try cocaine, too. It’s a blasphemous holiday extravaganza, with “South Park” pushing the limits of good taste like always. 

As if watching Santa and Jesus try cocaine wasn’t enough, there’s also an incredibly dark sequence of the adults driving through town while intoxicated. This leads to numerous bloody crashes as well as people (and a dog) dying. “South Park” may have had to hide darkness in previous seasons through a lens of sentimentality, like in “Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!” At this point, the show can do pretty much whatever it wants, and if people complain, it’s their fault for not knowing what the show is about.

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